bender

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"Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park."

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“You have reached a non-working number at UPS […]” says the recording. If it is a non-working number, it wouldn’t even ring, right? It should have said “You have reached an outgoing calls only number at UPS […]”, or better yet, route outgoing call only numbers to the one we should be calling instead. Problem resolved.

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